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| DID AN INDIAN COMPETE IN SALT LAKE CITY? During breakfast the other day, a friend and I discussed the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City. "What did you think of them?" he asked. "I didn't really watch them," I replied. "Just looking at snow and ice makes me feel cold." "Then you missed the Indian man who competed in the luge." I was so stunned, I dropped my idli. I tried to catch my breath. "An Indian man? In the luge? That can't be. Are you sure he was an Indian from India? There isn't much snow in India, you know. Perhaps he was Native American. Or maybe he was West Indian. You've heard about the Jamaican bobsled team, haven't you?" "Yes, I've heard of them. But I'm pretty certain he was from India. He was waving the Indian flag at the opening ceremony." "Really?" I asked, taking a sip of water. "That can't be. Did someone give him the wrong flag by mistake? Perhaps the airline mixed up his luggage. It's been known to happen." "No, I don't think it was a mix-up. Besides, his name was Shiva Keshavan. That's got to be an Indian name." "Yes, that's an Indian name," I acknowledged. "But perhaps one of those Jamaicans converted to Hinduism. It's been known to happen. Aren't there a few Hindu temples in Jamaica?" "No, I don't think he was a convert. Besides, the TV announcer said he was from the Himalayas." "The Himalayas?" I asked. "Then Shiva Keshavan must have been from Tibet. Or maybe he was from Nepal. Some of those Nepalis can really ski. Nepal even has an army that fights on skis. As their enemies have discovered, ski poles can be really sharp. That's why Amnesty International wants to outlaw military skiing." "No, I don't think he was from Tibet or Nepal. The announcer said he was representing more than one billion people." "More than one billion people?" I asked. "Ah, it's beginning to make sense to me. Shiva Keshavan must have been from China. A Chinese man who trains in Tibet. He must have converted to Hinduism and got his luggage mixed up. That's it! I've figured it out, haven't I?" "You haven't explained the Indian part. Why did the TV announcer call him an Indian?" "You're right," I said, scratching my head. "This is a real puzzler." "The announcer said that India has competed in the Winter Olympics six times." "India? Six times? Are you sure he meant India, the country? Perhaps he was talking about a female athlete named India. India is an increasingly common name among girls, you know. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a figure skater named India." "Well, if he was talking about a figure skater named India, I feel sorry for her. After six trips to the Winter Olympics, she hasn't won a single medal." "But at least she keeps trying. At least she's persistent. You've got to admire her for that. And what about Shiva Keshavan? How did he do?" "Quite well, actually. He didn't win a medal, but he finished 33rd in a field of 48." "He beat 15 other contestants?" I asked, dropping another idli. "Wow! That's amazing. Terrific. Are you sure he was from India?" Send this column to a friend |
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